Want Saints Row IV? Got a spare $1million? Then you are going to like this.
UK retailer GAME are offering a wonderfully-named ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad’ edition of the game to anyone willing to fork out the astronomical fee, and before you immediately disregard such an extravagant purchase, take a look at what you get for your million dollars;
Yep, you read that right. As well as the game itself – and the Commander-in-Chief edition of the game at that – you also get a ticket for a flight into space with Virgin Galactic, a full-size replica of a dub-step gun, a hostage rescue experience, a spy training day, a personal shopper, and also trips to Dubai and Washington, DC for stays in hotels.
Is all that worth a cool million? Don’t answer that just yet, because inevitably there is more.
You also get – wait for it – a Lamborghini Gallardo. Yep, that’s right, a Lamborghini. But that isn’t all, because for those of you out there that care about the environment and don’t believe cruising around in a gas-sucking Lamborghini is good for Mother Earth, this special edition also gives you a Toyota Prius.
So, to recap, you get two cars, a trip to space, trips abroad, a replica gun, a day as a spy and the chance to experience hostage rescue. What a package.
But wait! There is one more thing. Those eagle-eyed among us would also have noticed on that image above that in addition to everything else, there is also one more thing to sweeten the deal; plastic surgery. Yes, PLASTIC SURGERY.
I have nothing else to say on this.
Saint’s Row 4 will be released in Europe on August 23, and three days earlier on August 20 in North America.