The first trailer for Machete Kills has debuted.
All you actually need to know is that this film features more Danny Trejo, more Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba, a little bit of Mel Gibson, and Charlie Sheen (or Carlos Estevez, as he is being billed for this movie) as the President of the United States of America.
Oh, and Sofia Vergara wearing a bra that is a gun. Yep, you read that right.
So if you haven’t already started watching this trailer, brought to us by Yahoo Movies, do it right now;
Machete Kills is released on September 13.